Th' stuff in me log be what all pirates should be knowin' if they want t' avoid shipwrecks n' such. Ye just ne'er know where ye be landin' these days, n' in some spots they might be talkin' a whole other lingo.

Ye best be readin' me map t' find yer way through the twists 'n turns of tricky waters and fearsome lands. Tis not a route for shrivelin' weaklin's.  So grab a pint a' rum, and leave the scallywags behind. Thar ahead lies the bounty a th' sweet trade, if'n ye dare.